His skin has touched your skin He's seen your secret grin And when I called round, he let me in! He's watched you when you wake That's as much as I can take 'Cause you've had sex for goodness sake! So, no, we can't be friends This is where it all ends And let's not make it scrappy Yeah, you're single for now I'm sure you'll cope somehow Well, I hope it makes you happy I don't believe what you just said You think it's all just in my head? Why are there two cups beside your bed?! Sweetheart, I'm not going to Tell you what you shouldn't do 'Cause from now on I'm not with you So, no, we can't be friends This is where it all ends And let's not make it scrappy Yeah, you're single for now I'm sure you'll cope somehow I hope it makes you happy