Mosquitos in the night Too much beer and wine Why you would want something else is something I can't find Sausages on barbecues And six white jumping kangaroos We can bastardise the whole damn thing I think you'll kind of like it We'll have Christmas in July When the temperatures below five And the sun sets at quarter past three And we'll make a batch of mulled wine Get wrecked down by the fire Fill the house with joy and Christmas trees Just move back home with me Just move back home with me I've spent almost seven holidays Eleven thousand miles away I almost miss the smell of sunscreen And plastic snow Feels like home We'll have Christmas in July When the temperatures below five And the sun sets at quarter past three And we'll make a batch of mulled wine Get wrecked down by the fire Fill the house with joy and Christmas trees Just move back home with me Just move back home with me We'll have holidays by the beach You'll learn to love Christmas in the forty-degree heat And it's not like it's the same as I was told Because it's almost always raining and it never even snows We'll have Christmas in July When the temperatures below five And the sun sets at quarter past three And we'll make a batch of mulled wine Get wrecked down by the fire Fill the house with joy and Christmas trees Just move back home with me Just move back home with me