Met a lady dancing naked on the bow With demented eyes she starts to scream aloud "Stuck on this ship pal I see no other place Uuuu, you'd better lock me up or let me off See the fire in my eye" So I walk alone down the hall I see a bad moon rising swinging through the porthole As I stare all alone at the crowd Of the fools and the clowns and a dwarfs in a white tights Is that a mouse or a ghost something's touching my nose - oh Swing all night, swim all day Left me without a choice I'm gonna sing with all my voice Swing all night, swim all day Can't someone move And stop this ship of fools With an old fat captain spewing overboard I don't see who else could steer this ship of ghosts So we sail until we all get sick and drunk But the moonlight night wakes me up on the portside So we're here at the edge of the world When the boat tips down, we'll sink until the end of time Sliding deep all alone in the sea With the fools and the clowns and the dwarfs Am i a ghost, let us toast, theres holes in the boat WOWWWWW Swim you dogs!!! Swing all night, swim all day Left me without a choice I'm gonna sing with all my voice Swing all night, swim all day Can't someone move And stop this ship of fools Swim, swim Swing all night, swim all day Left me without a choice I'm gonna sing with all my voice Swing all night, swim all day Can't someone move And stop this ship of fools Swing all night, swim all day Left me without a choice I'm gonna sing with all my voice Swing all night, swim all day Can't someone move And stop this ship of fools They left without a choice I'm gonna sing with all my voice They left without a choice I'm gonna sing with all my voice They left without a choice I'm gonna sing with all my voice They left without a choice I'm gonna sing with all my voice Can't someone move And stop this ship of fools