Sucked on a cup Four tears of joy Last night I hooked up With an Italian Boy I bit on the straw When I heard his voice Has the look of a movie star My Italian Boy He takes his food so seriously He takes his Mom so seriously Submissively Yeah Family: priority He takes his look so seriously He takes his sex so seriously Obsessively Yeah When we get down at it He poses like a Greek God, but Italian He comes, always late And leaves shortly after, goes to a party No peculiarity If his hands talk the talk If his heart breaks yours Yeah Che cazzo dici, Fra? What are you talking about This stereotype is based on patterns and facts He takes his manners so seriously So thoughtfully Gets the bill, ultimately Mansplains things so carefully Gentleman or just a chauvinist? Italian Boy, when I fell for you I was so sure about my choice Italian boy, what is wrong with you? Are simple things so hard to enjoy? He comes, always late And leaves shortly after, goes to a party No peculiarity If his hands talk the talk If his heart breaks yours Sekushi na Italian Boy