"Mastermind" In a world full of mud as far as you can see No one will love your sorry ass like me Hey baby, get in focus I'm talking to you Crawl into this cave so you can spit out some truth I know your future's looking fine down at the lord's hotel Well you pissed out the candles on your birthday cake Come to me for the answer I'm your three-headed snake Hey baby, need a doctor? want a teacher? need a scene? Punk rockers love what's in the Yoo Hoo machine You won't believe how much I care down at the lord's hotel You gotta trust your mastermind and keep on ringing that bell I know your future's looking fine, it's looking rosy as hell You gotta trust your mastermind and keep on ringing that bell