First time I saw her I wanted to do more than just hold her I wanted to bend her and fold her So I lent over and I told her Got myself a brand new girlfriend Got myself a brand new girlfriend Phones ringing all weekend Got myself a brand new girlfriend We want to be lapsed catholics We've got the contraception But we haven't got the knack yet Got myself a brand new girlfriend Got myself a brand new girlfriend So many messages to send Got myself a brand new girlfriend So we went to the cinema We came home from the cinema We went through the front door Up the stairs Through her bedroom door Onto the bedroom floor I've seen her naked twice! I've seen her naked twice! Brand new girlfriend Brand new girlfriend Brand new girlfriend Got myself a brand new girlfriend So many messages to send Phones ringing all weekend Got myself a brand new girlfriend Got myself a brand new girlfriend And I think that I love her