I'm gonna show you if it takes all night,
We're staying here till you get it right,
It's been three whole days with no end in sight,
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
She weeps and she moans and she cries alone,
Oh dear, my favourite at the moment is to call you sally,
Forget the rest now I'm your daddy,
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
I'm gonna show you if it takes all night,
It's getting near coz we started right,
Now your asking me to make you a wife,
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
She weeps and she moans and she cries alone,
Oh dear, my favourite at the moment is to call you sally,
Forget the rest now I'm your daddy,
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?
Where is my knife?