Today was a wonderful day, fantastic No, of course, I'm being sarcastic I spent most of it in pain Taking my own name in vain It's not easy being all-knowing and all-seeing If everything around you Disgusts or dumbfounds you I'm losing my patience With a few of my creations The idiots in the village That I made in my image They're a big disappointment They kill for enjoyment I feel like shaking the Almighty Etch-a-Sketch My name is God This is my blog Ten million hits No more secrets And today was a wonderful day, stupendous No, I lied again, it was horrendous I don't understand It's nothing at all like I planned All I see are burglars, murderers Goat-killing devil worshippers Holocaust excusers, dog-collar child abusers Small men in big hats, genocidal maniacs I hope they brought their rain macs 'Cause I'll send them hurricanes Whirlpools, hailstones like cricket balls Twisters and turners, flatteners and burners My power and my glory, my filth and my fury For ever and ever and ever My name is God This is my blog Ten million hits No more secrets And today was a wonderful day A child's first step The sun as it set The moon on the water The kindness of a stranger The songs and the jokes The space between the notes Today was a wonderful day