A politician lies, [?] Screaming out in pain Squirrels are hooked on crack cocaine It's just another day at the office J-Lo tries on her new fur coat Of rabbit, racoon and fox She's still Jenny from the block And it's just another day at the office Watching the clock Answer the phone Taking stock Until I go home Our Father who art bigger than Your father's will be done With the rocket and the gun It's just another day at the office First we lay the carpet bombs And then we send the builders in Oh, it's a Humpty Dumpty thing And just another day at the office Where heroin is the new arms trade What a girl you are A lighter and some silver foil It's just another day at the office Watching the clock Answer the phone Taking stock Until I go home Loading the paper Changing the ink Ctrl and enter Copy and print I'm thinking about my future I'm shedding my past Oh, me and my computer We can multitask We've got data to process We've got numbers to crunch I swear I'll hand in my notice Before I break for lunch As cheap as dirt and as big as the smirk Of that stupid fucking clown With a shake to wash it down It's just another day at the office