Now here's a story with a moral All you girls should pay some mind When you find a man worth keepin', be satisfied Make sure to treat him kind 'Cause a good man is hard to find You can always get the other kind (that's mean) When you think you got a pal You can find him messin' around another gal Then you rave, you'll even start to crave To see him lyin' deep down in his grave So if your man is nice, baby, take my advice You better hug him in the mornin' Kiss him every night Give him plenty lovin' Treat him right 'Cause a good man nowadays is hard to find Now, I got a chick (a chick?) Yeah About six-foot too (man, that's tall), bigger She never thought a midget like me will do One fine day, she met some other guy He took all her money (mm), then left her flat (He literally robbed her) He's no good, no good Now she's callin' me back on her phone She says, "Baby, you better come on home, I'm all alone" But if I'm gonna go back to her grass shack She's gotta hug me in the mornin' Kiss me every night Give me plenty lovin' Treat me right 'Cause a good man nowadays is hard to find I went back (you returned?) Yeah But I told that gal it how I said, "Then was then, woman, now is now If you want me to stay, there's just one but Get a smile on your face, and keep your big mouth shut" Now we're back together, everything's fine I run the house, Jack, she better not step out of line Now she knows what to do when the day is through She's got to hug me in the a.m Kiss you in the p.m Give me plenty lovin' With all her might 'Cause a good man nowadays is hard to find