A girl and guy named Slick and Sly Were sittin' in the kitchen making rhubarb pie It was a hot commodity, a hot commodity The rhubarb pie was a hot commodity A hot commodity, a hot commodity, a hot commodity When along came a spy with a patch on one eye He was sneakin' and a-peekin' at the rhubarb pie It was a hot commodity, a hot commodity The rhubarb pie was a hot commodity Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie And we don't know why it was a hot commodity Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie And we don't know why it was a hot commodity So the spy said, "Hi there, Slick and Sly. You know I want that rhubarb pie. It looks so delish baking in that dish." And he gave 'em a wink with his one good eye. You could eat it from the top of a building You could eat it when you're underground You could eat all the crust and the filling Right side up or upside down, that rhubarb pie It's a hot commodity! Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie And we don't know why it was a hot commodity Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie And we don't know why it was a hot commodity Slick and Sly - a hot commodity! Rhubarb pie - a hot commodity! Don't know why - a hot commodity! Hot commodity! Slick and Sly had a rhubarb pie And we don't know why it was a hot commodity!