Toilet paper mummy Oh, wrap it 'round your tummy Then wrap it 'round your body Make sure not to hide your face Your eyes and mouth in need of space Toilet paper mummy Simon Oh, make sure that you hide him And wrap it 'round his body Make sure not to hide his face His eyes and mouth in need of space Toilet paper mummy Emma Oh, just one thing to remember That's wrap it 'round her body Make sure not to hide her face Her eyes and mouth in need of space Toilet paper mummy Anthony Oh, wrap it 'round his knees And wrap it 'round his body Make sure not to hide his face His eyes and mouth in need of space Oh, toilet paper mummy Oh, wrap it 'round your tummy And wrap it 'round your body Make sure not to hide your face Your eyes and mouth in need of space Dance mummies! Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ Toilet paper mummy