Sales on cans of FOOD are at an all-time high As residents of Town, USA flock to STORE To fill up on the delicious, red oral dinner Have you tried FOOD yet? Get yours now for only 72 dollars and start feeling good Get 'em all stacked or a six-pack Now throw another back, time to relax It's Dad's favorite snack, the subs say crack Let Dad drop the facts, brace for impact I'm strong as an axe thanks to this snack The server's been hacked Gonna blow Mom's stack Is the CUBE intact? Droppin' lore in this track Spent 72 bucks to eat this meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps F-O-O-D Gimme can of FOOD When I pop that top, then I'm feeling really good It's the Flavored Osmotic Oral Dinner for Dad With the one ingredient being just the color red When I break out my can of FOOD Then I bust out my favorite moves The kids say Dad is such a mood That's 'cause Dad is king of YouTube Get 'em all stacked or a six-pack Now throw another back, time to relax It's Dad's favorite snack, the subs say crack Let Dad drop the facts, brace for impact I'm strong as an axe thanks to this snack The server's been hacked Gonna blow Mom's stack Is the CUBE intact? Droppin' lore in this track Spent 72 bucks to eat this meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps This meal that slaps F-O-O-D Gimme can of FOOD When I pop that top, then I'm feeling really good It's the Flavored Osmotic Oral Dinner for Dad With the one ingredient being just the color red When I break out my can of FOOD Then I bust out my favorite moves The kids say Dad is such a mood That's 'cause Dad is king of YouTube ♪ The shelves of STORE are empty As consumers stock up on cans of FOOD A spokesperson said sales have never been higher I was lucky enough to sneak one out for myself And, oh my god Oh, it tastes so good! I need more, I need more FOOD! Eat your can of FOOD And let it take control of all the humans Just obey the rules And don't try stopping what it is we're doing Eat your can of FOOD And lose yourself to all Dad's quantum movements Just obey the rules (Tooopure) 'Cause Dad would never lie to humans F-O-O-D Gimme can of FOOD When I pop that top, then I'm feeling really good It's the Flavored Osmotic Oral Dinner for Dad With the one ingredient being just the color red A meal that slaps A meal that slaps A meal that slaps