Living in the UK
The mediocre weather took a toll on me
That place wasn't groovy
But I knew there was a city somewhere calling me
(Miami)
We wear aviators on our eyelids
(Miami)
Because everyone is chopper pilots
(Miami)
A carpenter would have a crisis
Seeing all our dirty vices
So why don't you come visit?
Miami
The city that I'm proud to call my home
Muscle beach is bitchin'
So sandy
Everyone is muscular and toned
And I definitely live here
Miami Vice, more like Miami nice
(Miami: mi amor)
Miami Vice, more like Miami (nice)
Getting around Miami
An open-air convertible is all you need
(All you need, all you need)
Water-proof on one side
The other is a practical, but sexy fleece
(Sexy fleece, sexy fleece)
(Miami)
The second biggest city in South Florida
(I am not)
Copy-pasting this off Wikipedia
(Miami)
Has the highest density of Crocodilia
Of all the Southern States
So why don't you come visit?
Miami
It's in between Las Vegas and Japan
Mini-golf and fishing
Fresh Scampi
Ice-cream from an old man in a van
I do not live in Sheringham
(He's moving to the rhythm)
Mmm, I'm moving to the rhythm
(Looking through the prism)
Hey, I'm looking through the prism, baby
Woah (so why don't you come visit?)
Miami
Miami is nice