It's just another day in paradise, baby
Oh, I don't wanna ruin it for you
I think this thing's about to blow
I'll like the walls with solid gold
By the time I'm done here
I think I'm gonna go solo (what the fuck, man?)
But still it's so hard for me
To understand just why you'd leave (we didn't leave!)
I feel pretty good about what's coming
For once
I had another dream
I was at MSG
It was a packed house, baby
I don't know what you're thinking of me
What's going on inside your head (You wanna know?)
You don't have what it takes
You don't got the chops
You don't have the right mind
You don't got the stuff
You're a jack of all trades
But a master of none
Yeah, you'll always be good
But never good enough
Thanks a lot
I can tell that you care
I know that wasn't easy for you to say (What?)
What
But I promise on my heart and my soul
That my face will be on billboards
And my song will be on Billboard like
"What more could you want?
What more could you need
You've got the beaches at your feet"
I think I'm gonna go solo (Why?)
'Cuz you know, actually
It's my name on the LLC
And for my first act
As acting President
I'll trim the fat
Here's your severance packages
And here's my new agent
Call her if you need to reach me
And, oh, by the way
It's 50,000 for a feature (Pay up, bitch!)
Dude, we can't BOTH be going solo
I just did, I'm solo now
But what about George, Logan, and Jake
Guys, we're going solo too
Well, should we go solo together?
I'm not going solo alone
I think I'm gonna go solo
Because it's so hard for me
To give up all those royalties
I think this things about to blow
And if y'all don't wanna help
I'll just do this all myself
So I guess I'm on my own now
You know I keep my overhead low down to the ground
I'm a sadist paying penance
For the times I was a menace and now
I'll float on up to the clouds
It's just another day in paradise, baby
Oh, I don't wanna ruin it for you
It's just another home
That I'll be running from
I'm sorry for all I've put you through
(That's it)