My name is Jim I've got letters to send But besides that My calendar's free I might pretend My dog's pregnant again But besides that My calendar's clean Well I used to be a geranium thief The devil, he'd call me by name Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline And I don't want it I can see the flames inside my TV screen And I don't want it I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline And I don't want it I can see the flames inside my TV screen And I don't want it My name is Jim I've got all kinds of kin But I'm starting to think They forgot about me And now I can't remember July through September But something tells me That it wasn't so pretty Well I used to be the commander and chief The master of my own domain Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline And I don't want it I can see the flames inside my TV screen And I don't want it I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline And I don't want it I can see the flames inside my TV screen And I don't want it ♪ My name is Jim My bed's covered with sin But I can't help myself When I sleep I might pretend My dog's covered with skin But besides that My calendar's clean Well I used to drink from uranium creek Since then I ain't been the same Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline And I don't want it I can see the flames inside my TV screen And I don't want it I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline And I don't want it I can see the flames inside my TV screen And I don't want it