Ding dong Blanket ghosts filled their baskets As I sneaked out on my tippy toes Roaming the back roads With your neighbor's jerky in between my teeth I skipped across the street Thinking about the feast featuring my new treat A light shined on me (Out of his body, his ninth life flew out) (Hurried home to his humans) Hooman, can't you hear my meows? I'll scratch up your couch Attend to me now You can even smell my paws (He became a gato ghost on Halloween) Tu-tuna-na-natto-to Toy oy-oy? Oy-oyster sauce Meow, meow-meow, meow-meow Meow, meow, meow, meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow Meow ♪ Tiger the American Short brought me Greenies Felix the Rex got me Wellness Core Kibbles I purrfer Sherlock the Ragdoll has canned food for struvite Thanks, my bladder's fine (A healthy feline) Here comes Kinako the Scottish Fold With her imported Churu paste What an exotic taste (The stuff we all crave) Yet I still get excited When my hooman buys that good old Kirkland brand Everyday refills my bowl left on the patio Since that night years ago (Upon the clouds, the moon, he mews) (Announcing to his humans) Tonight I'll poo in your garden And bring you dead rodents Knock off your philodendrons Come pet me in heaven (He's the Phantomcat of Meowloween) Tu-tuna-na-natto-to Toy oy-oy? Oy-oyster sauce Meow, meow-meow, meow-meow Meow, meow, meow, meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow Meow