There was a fat little boy With his headphones on He was staring at the world With his eyes closed It seemed like life Had taken its toll And the boy He had no place to go His name was Fat Sam Wonder Fat Sam the great The young boy wondered Why he got so much hate But when the man looked at him He didn't like what he saw Fat Sam wonder Couldn't die at 33 No his cause of death couldn't be obesity There's a lot of little people Lot of silly people And they die real small And they die real fast Fat Sam had no right in the world To take his life away so fast So the world they pointed fingers They listened to the man Society the deity of morality said You've gotta make a plan He said You look so thin You look so weak You really look like you could use something to eat There was a fat little boy With his headphones on He was staring at the world With his eyes closed By now the voices had taken their toll Had taken its toll And the boy He lost all control They called him Fat Sam the blunder Fat Sam the weak The young boy surrendered The stress made him eat