Fear and loathing in the glade! The reptilian arousal Of hot beneath the collar, the lush Of summer's cactus blossoming crush on me (According to all palmetto leaves) Heard there's a seer in this swamp I'm sure he wouldn't mind some company Well I'm as meek as moths But getting riper with the rage Borne of our clusterfuck engagement Don't get upset I'm not upset Are you upset baby? I wish it could have been Like, somewhere in Chicago But I built your castle from the corpses Of a million tiny seahorses and shells Barnacles up in the belfry But now with how fractured I feel I've become an electric eel Inside a pool of plecos And I'm cool with it In my catatonia You came to me from in a forest fire Said, "I'm only stopping through for the night We can order pad thai Settle in and have a long talk" So, you're not coming out Have I always been so dumb? How couldn't I see this coming? So I'm upset Yeah I'm upset Aren't you upset baby? I gotta tell these cryptid kids Their mom isn't coming Well tell me what's a girl to do when Satan shows up on your stoop I'm at a loss--he is inverting all my crosses But turns out to be a lovely dude And I wanna show off my home studio And we bond over which Black Sabbath LPs we dig Old Scratch with stingray bass in hand And I make up a metal band So full of fuzz And so downtuned that it's disgusting Plus I've got a spot we can rehearse So cool, crepuscular, and cursed That you could laugh Like over the credits of a slasher film