Who dropped out of college? (Leslie) Took to the streets for knowledge (Leslie) Disappeared last new year (Leslie) After pounding a few beers (Leslie) Leslie! Ah ha Leslie Who is the man of the house? (Leslie) I fell asleep on the couch (Leslie) Woke up bathed in sunlight (Leslie) Snows and melts in the same night (Leslie) Leslie! La la la Leslie Ah no ones gonna bring her down Now the gossip grows like a weed They say she was there at midnight Who the hell knows, I know what he needs Kicking Kimmie to the get away ♪ Climbed over the garden gate With the snub nose .38 Woke up bathed in police lights With Auld Lang Syne ringing in the new year La la la Leslie Are we still going out tonight? (Leslie) Are you still coming out tonight? (Leslie) Everything comes in static (Leslie) Everything goes in colour (Leslie)