If Bukowski was good looking And Napoleon was tall If Joan of Arc just took her meds She'd be a movie star If up was down and down was up Imagine where we would be The New York Dolls would still be here Music would be free I'd be High As High as Johnny Thunders In the land of time forgotten High As Johnny Thunders Well, if Romeo and Juliet had a couple kids Shakespeare would be at the Dome and I'd be President I'd sit there with my feeder, all hours of the night I'd be talking to my baby, I've said Baby let's not fight I'd be High As High as Johnny Thunders In the land of time forgotten High As Johnny Thunders And if family stay together I'd have a window seat And all the children of the world Would have enough to eat If heartbreak was a virtue Man I'd be so virtuous To get back in your pants I'm a hijacker sitting first I'd be High As High as Johnny Thunders In the land of time forgotten High As Johnny Thunders