I want to be, I want to be I want to be your designated driver I want to be, I want to be I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh If you call, I can pick you up And take you to town about ten And if you fall, I can pick you up And take you back home and back in I'll take your shoes off and put you to bed And rub your head if you like And if you need i can make you some coffee And maybe we'll both fell alright I want to be, I want to be I want to be your designated driver I want to be, I want to be I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh So while we're out, I can show you around And tell you about how it's been And then old Joe can set you up And we can go round again Go ahead and have your fun All the way up to last call 'Cause I'll be waiting to take you back And then we can have a ball I want to be, I want to be I want to be your designated driver I want to be, I want to be I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh