I want to be, I want to be
I want to be your designated driver
I want to be, I want to be
I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh
If you call, I can pick you up
And take you to town about ten
And if you fall, I can pick you up
And take you back home and back in
I'll take your shoes off and put you to bed
And rub your head if you like
And if you need i can make you some coffee
And maybe we'll both fell alright
I want to be, I want to be
I want to be your designated driver
I want to be, I want to be
I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh
So while we're out, I can show you around
And tell you about how it's been
And then old Joe can set you up
And we can go round again
Go ahead and have your fun
All the way up to last call
'Cause I'll be waiting to take you back
And then we can have a ball
I want to be, I want to be
I want to be your designated driver
I want to be, I want to be
I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh