Here, see the little queer, there's a volunteer Don't you think that he should get a haircut now? Like in the Marines, all in magazines Got a way for everyone to shape up You don't wanna fall behind Choking on a cloud of fairy dust, fairy dust Now it's only greed and lust, pride and lust And a few other sins No, see the cherry lips, hands on the hips Anyone would think your name was Oscar Wilde Think you're pretty smart, poetry and art Put him on testosterone and vodka Calling for the man of steel To blow you fagots into fairy dust, fairy dust Now it's only greed and lust, pride and lust And a few other sins We're happy to be gay, showing you the way Gotta get your head, your heart, you torso hard Join another gym, lose your pseudonym Soon we'll all be straight but only more so Tell me who you're gonna find To sprinkle on a little fairy dust, fairy dust Now it's only greed and lust, pride and lust And a few other sins