Well, you better not tell I've had a good night Me and this bird she's a bit of alright Dancing to the sounds as the arches get searched She is the business for a bit of old skirt It's so dirty when it's in the right mood Give it some brandy and some Chinese food Take her for a spin with your stereo jack Tell her she's the best girl you've ever had Give it some gold to put round its neck Bet her old man puts you on the deck But it's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me It's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me Well you'd better watch out here comes a tornado You'll end up looking like a mashed potato If her old man gets word of what's going on here You'll end up at the bottom of someone's next beer It's so dirty when it's in the right mood Give it some brandy and some chines food Take her for a spin with your stereo jack Tell her she's the best girl you've ever had Give it some gold to put round its neck Bet her old man puts you on the deck But it's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me It's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me Well, I've got a [Incomprehensible] ain't frightened by shooters So lets have a drink for a couple of troopers No her old man won't know I've been giving it some Unless you tell him the news but we know that ain't done It's so dirty when it's in the right mood Give it some brandy and some Chinese food Take her for a spin with your stereo jack Tell her she's the best girl you've ever had Give it some gold to put round its neck Bet her old man puts you on the deck But it's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me It's so dirty with me, it's so dirty with me