I don't change the chords anymore The chords change by themselves The time luxury affords any bore Turns towards all the whistles and the bells I can't even remember My best past retort I'm in a resort town At the Hotel Last Resort Who did I not call What did I not write Blue spring, gold fall, green summer, winter white Someone's singing in another language I think Might be english The ship is leaking tonnage and tankage "They sink" Lightly sing fish Message says "Ship's flag flies at half mast" Report but no message can be sent From the Hotel Last Resort You wrote me so many letters I keep them in a bag New hope, so many "Feel betters" But jets aren't the only things that lag Bodies in motion Tend to stay in motion Bodies at rest That's inertia, inertia, inertia Did I win a million bucks Yes, you did And now you go to where the lodgings are deluxe And join me in my bed where we will blaze, blast, contort Alive or dead Laying in the Hotel Last Resort I don't like to snorkel And I don't want to swim I don't laugh but I chortle When I pass by the gym I don't take a tour I don't take on a guide My fields I rake with manure I'm fertilizing for pride But the mission has been pulled All agents must abort And I am losing my patience At The Hotel Lust Resort I've become invisible Because one is not divisible I wander like the jews I ponder on my muse I pander to the few I divide myself by 2 Half of half is still half And a chortle is still not a real laugh Yo bro where the hoes at Asked a sport, nobody knows that At the Hotel Last Resort In my tomorrow's I got here I checked out Before I checked in Vaclav Havel likes beer And sorrows for things Slovakian He could've been my best friend Of human wrongs I wished we had spoke Fine weather in the west wind My Cuban songs I sing for the Pope I'm still tryin' to get some rest In this castle, this social fort Wishing you all the best From the Hotel Last Resort I don't change the chords anymore The chords change by themselves