I stepped on an ancient fish
As I was walking on an ancient beach
I knew at once I'd done something wrong
My head, my body were completely gone
Now I'm something like a squid would be
Using squid technology
Living in a squid-like misery
A squid job and a squid TV
Don't go back in time
It's not worth it!
Don't go back in time
It's not worth it!
Flailing my Tentacles
Turning green and purple
Spilling all my ink sacks
Tryna grip this tuna can
I didn't intend to be
Some hideous turquoise thing
Some hideous third thing
Don't go back in time
It's not worth it!
Don't go back in time
It's not worth it!
I'm under the water
I didn't intend to be
Some hideous turquoise thing
Won't somebody help me
Don't go back in time
It's not worth it!
Don't go back in time
It's not worth it!
Don't go back in time
It's not worth it!
Don't go back in time
It's not worth it!