I stepped on an ancient fish As I was walking on an ancient beach I knew at once I'd done something wrong My head, my body were completely gone Now I'm something like a squid would be Using squid technology Living in a squid-like misery A squid job and a squid TV Don't go back in time It's not worth it! Don't go back in time It's not worth it! Flailing my Tentacles Turning green and purple Spilling all my ink sacks Tryna grip this tuna can I didn't intend to be Some hideous turquoise thing Some hideous third thing Don't go back in time It's not worth it! Don't go back in time It's not worth it! I'm under the water I didn't intend to be Some hideous turquoise thing Won't somebody help me Don't go back in time It's not worth it! Don't go back in time It's not worth it! Don't go back in time It's not worth it! Don't go back in time It's not worth it!