What if this song was playing on mars
It wouldn't just be the only song on mars
It would be the single greatest song in the history of the planet
Mars being planet I refer to
And what if you and I were the only people on mars
How would that make you feel having a planet to ourselves
We could do what we want, whenever we wanted
Because we would be the only people in the world
We can get some samples, take them to the lab
Test out my new rover over on the red sand
We can do whatever if you hold my hand, just
Put your space suit on, 'cause we're about to land
The colour of the landscape that surrounds us
Compliments your beauty in the most wonderful way
So much so that I'm stuck for words to say
What can I say?
It's from the depths of my soul... holy cow that's a big rock
We can watch Olympus Mons erupt
Then run away, very very very quickly
We can grow potatoes in our own feces
If that's the kinda thing that you're into
We could search for alien microbial life forms
Watch the petty earth, with all it's petty wars
We can do whatever in the safety of these walls, but
Put your spacesuit on, 'cause I'm opening the doors
The colour of the landscape that surrounds us
Compliments your beauty in the most wonderful way
So much so that I'm stuck for words to say
What can I say?
It's from the depths of my soul... I need a loo
Get some samples, take them to the lab
Test out my new rover over on the red sand
We could do whatever if you hold my hand
I'm having so much fun I never want it to end
The colour of the landscape that surrounds us
Compliments your beauty in the most wonderful way
So much so that I'm stuck for words to say
What should I say?
It's from the depths of my soul... I love you
And I tell you, one thing baby
If you liked mars as much as I did
I can assure you, you'll love Uranus
Thank you, thank you very much