It was a weekend and you can't stop us from going to the local dance spot
Instead of drinking imported beers somebody bought a bottle of orphan tears
We popped the top yeah we knew what was in it
Yeah we were all so stupid to sip it orphan tears are so hallucinogenic I took one sip and saw two headed midget
And the room filled with colors and shapes and suddenly Dj was covered in snakes
Aww snap and what made it worse is i swear i saw a unicorn humping a smurf
And a rainbow appeared out a waxes ass he passed some gas and snapped in half
Yo Dj are you still here?
Yeah im Trina up with this girl in the wheelchair
Yo chill there i cant believe it care bear might pick a fight with Jesus
I dont believe it im gonna be sea sick these orphan tears are are about to make me trip
Little children near and far dont know where there parents are crying directly in this jar i will drink it at the bar
Si-sippin on orphan tears si-si-sippin on orphan tears si-sippin on si-si sippin on si-si-sippin on orphan tears
These orphan tears got me feeling like i aint felt before i tried to bust a move and fell asleep on the dance floor
*Snores*
Hey dude get up
I swear i saw Bill Cosby like hello with the pudding
He was in his underwear showing off his woody
I ran to the bathroom everythings in slow mo
I couldn't throw up cuz the the toilet bowl called me a ho bow
I barfed up kittens and im feeling strange
Sippin these orphan tears now its got me seeing things
Little children near and far dont know where there parents are crying directly in this jar i will drink it at the bar
Si-si-sippin on orphan tears si-si-sippin on orphan tears si-sippin on si-si-sippin on si-si-sippin on orphan tears
Up in the vip section straight relax Dj playin my favorite tracks
Waitress asked what can i bring you i said the most expensive thing on the menu
She came with a glass of liquid i asked for different
This looks like a normal beer she said nah its orphan tears
Took a swig then walked down with dance floor whole club lookin like a forest
Dj turned into a brinosoris and everybody in the club looked like chuck Morris
I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did i felt a vacuum suction pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black whole
Spinin around horribly feelin like Dorothy
Woke up i was at home orphan tears got us in the zone
Little children near and far dont know where there parents are crying directly in this jar i will drink it at the bar
Si-sippin on orphan tears si-si-sippin on orphan tears si-si-sippin on si-si-sippin on si-si-sippin on orphan tears
Little children near and far dont know where there parents are crying directly in this jar i will drink it at the bar
Si-sippin on orphan tears si-si-sippin on orphan tears si-si-sippin on si-si-sippin on si-si-sippin on orphan tears
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