If you deliver pizza on the north side of town, Chances are you're not gonna get tipped. 'Cause people who are living on the north side of town, They all live paycheck to paycheck. But you just ordered fifty dollars of pizza, You can afford to give me a dollar! You just bought five seventy-five cent cups of ranch And i can see the money in your wallet!!! So don't forget to tip your delivery driver, Especially if it's raining or there's snow, 'Cause we delivery drivers are a vengeful bunch And we know where you call home! So don't forget to tip your delivery driver, Especially if it's raining or there's snow, 'Cause we delivery drivers are a vengeful bunch And we know where you call home!