My walk home from the grocery store Takes me past my favorite courthouse doors There's crowds of hungry people everywhere But that's alright, I brought enough to share, oh Please officer, you gotta believe me It's soup for my family No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's No, I ain't no part of no organization It's just a perfect summer night for some celebration You brought the ribs, I brought a can of clam chowder Let's roast these piggies and sing together! Please officer, you gotta believe me It's soup for my family No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's Now anytime that I'm feeling lonely I just head into the street with some minestrone If this thankless job has made your heart grow cold I got some chicken soup for your fascist soul Please officer, you gotta believe me It's soup for my family No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's Please officer, you gotta believe me It's soup for my family No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's Please officer, you gotta believe me It's soup for my family No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's