I was about to lose my girlfriend Had to make a clever move Entered into a meditation Inhaled all the incense fumes But when I got all stoned and kinky Chanting mantras about love They made me sign away my property Now it's owned by heaven above Guru Guru Don't you tell all you're god's anchor Guru Guru You'd sink the boat, you're such a wanker He wants to come inside your temple Spill his seeds of ecstasy He wants to penetrate your aura The horny man of mystery He's gonna pluck your lotus flower Be at one with your cosmic love And make you dance the kama sutra Using his super yogi stuff