1000 umbrellas, a tongue Couldn't catch all the rain That drained out of my head When you said we were over, over I cried 'til I floated downstream To a town they call misery Uh, huh, misery Misery, uh, huh, misery And one-mission teacups, I bet couldn't hold All the wet that fell out of my eyes When you fell out with me Now I'm crawling the wallpaper That's looking more like a road map To misery, uh, huh, misery How can you smile and forecast? Weather's getting better And you'll soon forget her if you let The sunshine come through How can you smile and forecast? Weather's getting better If you never let a girl rain all over you Just when I thought that My vista was golden in hue 1000 umbrellas opened To spoil the view And one million salt seas Recalled from school atlas So eyes could be filled to the brim Sunny Jim couldn't jump it How can I be pleased When I'm handed the keys? To a town they call misery Uh, huh, misery, misery, uh, huh, misery So with the mop and the bucket I'll just say forget her and carry on Sweeping up where I'd been weeping The jester's now creeping to strike down The newly crowned monarch of Misery, uh, huh, misery How can you smile and forecast? Weather's getting better And you'll soon forget her if you let The sunshine come through How can you smile and forecast? Weather's getting better If you never let a girl rain all over you And just when I thought That my skies were a June-July blue 1000 umbrellas open 2000 umbrellas open 10000 umbrellas open to spoil the view