I'm despising all their eyes upon your body Those capricious monsters need somewhere to dwell I remember all your curves just like a monument But I'm wondering if they all do as well I hate vampires, in my head I hate vampires, in your bed They'll feast upon your blood just like Lugosi The biting and the scratches leave their marks A hand upon your back will get me spitting fire and cooking garlic They only target young and pure of heart And you're both I hate vampires, in my head I hate vampires, in your bed GET CHER GARLIK NOW Get your crossbows, get your wooden stakes Don't leave anyone behind, save everyone you know And above all SAVE YOURSELF Everybody's out to get me! Everybody's out to get me! GET YOUR GARLIK NOW