I'm despising all their eyes upon your body
Those capricious monsters need somewhere to dwell
I remember all your curves just like a monument
But I'm wondering if they all do as well
I hate vampires, in my head
I hate vampires, in your bed
They'll feast upon your blood just like Lugosi
The biting and the scratches leave their marks
A hand upon your back will get me spitting fire and cooking garlic
They only target young and pure of heart
And you're both
I hate vampires, in my head
I hate vampires, in your bed
GET CHER GARLIK NOW
Get your crossbows, get your wooden stakes
Don't leave anyone behind, save everyone you know
And above all SAVE YOURSELF
Everybody's out to get me!
Everybody's out to get me!
GET YOUR GARLIK NOW