Just the other day my Emotional chip was delivered to me The time was right to explore A human mystery I went to a bar, found a nice little piece Her voice was soft she said, "How do you like these?" Before I knew what to say She started to act in a very strange way! I don't know what she's doing to me Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be? I wasn't programmed for this, you see I only know it in theory What is she doing with her hand I can't understand her talk about "being a man" By a coincidence, she had a room On the second floor We went upstairs and got undressed Then she asked, "Have you done it before?" I can't lie so I said "No, But I hope that you're willing to show" "I'll do anything as long as you pay" Then she started to act in another strange way! I don't know what she's doing to me Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be? I wasn't programmed for this, you see I only know it in theory Are those games really necessary To reach the final goal?! I don't know what she's doing to me Is it a kiss that it's supposed to be I wasn't programmed for this, you see I only know it in theory