Ooh, ahs, she touched my heart
At first sight you made my jaw drop, my heart skip a beat
I thought I could fall in love but she won't speak to me
I guess you think you're better, huh? Oh yeah I get it
Let me exit, sorry, didn't mean to offend you with my presence
Tentatively on the road to be the highest man rejected (As predicted)
I'mma deal with nothing, sick of women fronting
F it, I'mma let it be and get my head in the right direction
Instead of chasing women that's out of my league
And focus on getting me better yo
Made a simple mistake by thinking this girl would be cool
She? everyone's all the other girls they need too
Now I'm feeling embarrassed, now it's apparent what my eyes couldn't see
That girls like her don't like guys like me
I'm a virus in your Friendster, I'm a Pentium freak
That's why chatroom chicks don't like guys like me
Hitting hard parties head banging Judas Priest
Uber art star girls want me out of this piece
Well I never made the team but when I did I rode the bench
Go up to your house just to practice my French
"Ou est la salle de bains, la toilette? Quelle? merci"
That's why foreign speaking women don't like guys like me
I read books and cook, I don't hook up cause of looks
Got a hook nose, one elf ear, and a sneer when I pose
I don't like cheap sentiment, not into doing flowers
But I will work my magic, wash your back up in these showers
You aren't subject to my power cause you only see the surface
You don't dip into the workers cause you know it makes you nervous
So you shallow dive in still waters and still it comes from the
Same source that runs into your suns and daughters
You're a strange dame, see I gotta be honest and maintain
In the first place, I don't skirt-chase or play games for gain
Can't get it through my brain why it might be
That girls like you don't like guys like me
I come up to your chest if you're six foot three
Tall girls like that don't like guys like me
She thinks it is so nineties to be an MC
Hip girls like her don't get guys like me
Oh you're a rapper? You ain't on MTV
Teenage girls don't like guys like me
When it's time to pay for dinner, I slip out like the breeze
That's why little Miss Rich don't like pricks like me
Beneath every tragedy a miracle lies
Now all of a sudden they got a thing for this little really cool guy
I know that I believe in miracles
But the data don't add up, matter fact it seems criminal
Cause just the other day you were laughing (laughing)
I guess I wasn't anything to brag with (brag with)
It used to be that I was always dragging (dragging)
But now I'm pulling birds fit for bragging
The summer dress pop with it
Cock locked did it, spied her sitting by herself
And sending fire (heat) admire (me)
I'm gonna try to bring it thinking something's finally changed
In the end I got the girl but it felt kinda strange like me
Feel like caught between? so grimy
Got myself a stalker, but she can't find me
Oh you get to travel the rail, the world for free?
And now girls like her like guys like me
I been into loving you the days since pre-puberty
Now even the waitress says I got a cute ID
Now I'm getting napkin notes that say please write me
That's why girls like you do like guys like me
Funny isn't it? Ha ha, who's laughing now?