I'm a big fish in a little pond Knees bleeding in the run And I've got a big, fat, hard-on I'm a big prick with a big heart Coated in my lost thoughts Drinking Cola with no pants on I've got a hand in my pocket My credit cards over-drafted I've got a tab on the Cola that I'm sharing with Francis She said "You're a money splitter I'm a golddigger!" Every second now, every waiting minute I'll be complicated, procreated Living in this constant dull She wears short skirts, doesn't own one bra Waits around for Yuppies in the nightlife Lurking so strong I've got a hand in my pocket My credit cards over-drafted I've got a tab on the Cola that I'm sharing with Francis She said "You're a money splitter I'm a golddigger!" She's a golddigger She's a golddigger She's a golddigger She's a golddigger