When a man's an empty kettle He should be on his mettle, And yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kind-a-human, If I only had heart. I'd be tender - I'd be gentle And awful sentimental Regarding Love and Art. I'd be friends with the sparrows And the boys who shoots the arrows If I only had a heart. Picture me a balcony. Above a voice sings low Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat... How sweet. Just to register emotion, Jealousy - devotion, And really feel the part. I could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper, If I only had a heart.