Hey babe, you wanna' be a star?
Stick with me and you'll go far
You'll be a hit on the world wide web
The only catch is you'll be dead
We'll film it at the last house on the dead end street
A movie 'bout a guy that likes to film
All the victims that he kills
You'll be the lead baby, don't you fear
Too bad you won't make the priemere
Oh yeah, one thing I forgot to mention
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
I'm directing this godamn movie
I'm directing this godamn movie
I'm directing, I'm directing
I'm directing this fucking movie
And everybody dies at the end
Everybody dies at the end
Forget your family, forget your friends
Everybody dies and the end
Everybody dies
Everybody dies
Everybody dies at the end
Hey dude, looking for your big break?
Hollywood is a big mistake
Don't need a SAG card to work with me
Just be prepared to bleed
And oh by the way, I should said
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
I'm directing this godamn movie
I'm directing this godamn movie
I'm directing, I'm directing
I'm directing this fucking movie
And everybody dies at the end
Everybody dies at the end
Forget your family, forget your friends
Everybody dies and the end
(Spoiler) Everybody dies
(Spoiler) Everybody dies
(Spoiler) Everybody dies at the end
(Spoiler) Everybody dies
(Spoiler) Everybody dies
(Spoiler) Everybody dies at the end
I'm directing this godamn movie
I'm directing this godamn movie
I'm directing, I'm directing
I'm directing this fucking movie