My granny bot bored sitting at home She wanted to have some action She rode on her bike to the liquer store And whiskey gave satisfaction My GRANNY - went out of her mind GRANNY - she started to terrorize Granny stole a skateboard from A by-passing anthrax fanatic Skated like a hurricane and Spread chaos in the city Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere Run for cover granny is coming Granny is coming for you Granny is here to spread some fear Granny is so cruel Empty streets, children scream Granny - she's the beast Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere Come on granny let's go home Let's bake those lovely bisquits Hey granny calm down There's Dallas on TV Stop that don't bite that dog You might get hydrophobia Don't break that window Don't hit that fucking wino At last she got tired She needs her daily sleep 75 years behind But still she made some action All's well again granny's at home