My granny bot bored sitting at home
She wanted to have some action
She rode on her bike to the liquer store
And whiskey gave satisfaction
My GRANNY - went out of her mind
GRANNY - she started to terrorize
Granny stole a skateboard from
A by-passing anthrax fanatic
Skated like a hurricane and
Spread chaos in the city
Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere
Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere
Run for cover granny is coming
Granny is coming for you
Granny is here to spread some fear
Granny is so cruel
Empty streets, children scream
Granny - she's the beast
Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere
Come on granny let's go home
Let's bake those lovely bisquits
Hey granny calm down
There's Dallas on TV
Stop that don't bite that dog
You might get hydrophobia
Don't break that window
Don't hit that fucking wino
At last she got tired
She needs her daily sleep
75 years behind
But still she made some action
All's well again granny's at home