We are the Pizza Patrol We are the Pizza Patrol We'll have a slice or eat one whole We are the Pizza Patrol We are the Pizza Patrol We are the Pizza Patrol To fill our stomachs is the goal We are the Pizza Patrol Friday night the time is best for Ghoulies 2 on VHS We'll make the call with no delay To Vinni's half a block away A half an hour or it's free So order maybe two or three With pepperoni and the works Dive off the couch and go berserk We stuff our face and when we're through We'll have some cold for breakfast too We party on and never rest Watch Splatter Farm on VHS We make the call on Saturday To Geppeto's just a town away The wait's an hour maybe more So better order three or four With onions, mushrooms, extra cheese The grandma pie is sure to please We grab a slice each town we play So better take heed when we say Don't bring that escargot or that maki roll Or you'll be sentenced to death by the Pizza Patrol You chill with us you better come with a pie It's dough or die, so say goodbye Goodbye