Iron Mike Sharpe was a squash match king
But he drew some decent heat when he'd step in the ring
Though most of his matches would end in defeat
He billed himself as Canada's Greatest Athlete
The brace on his arm would worry the referee
He'd say that it was there due to an injury
The ref would ring the bell and much to his chagrin
Mike would produce a foreign object once the match would begin
Razor Sharpe
He was managed in the early days by Captain Lou
At the end he tagged with Gilberg for a match or two
From the brutal forearm smash you may remember the man
He wrestled heel with Hogan in Nagoya, Japan
The boys in the back called him Mr. Clean
J.J. teamed him with The Spoiler, Mr. Don Jardine
He pinned Boris Zhukov at the King Of The Ring
I loved to tune in and watch Iron Mike doing his thing
The iron man you know the pedigree
No juice, just abuse at nearly 283
From Japan to the Garden on the road back and forth
He's was the legendary brawler from the Great White North
Best watch your back, you're left unconscious and limp
He went berserk on Piper's Pit when they called him a wimp
So beware the hammer because when it swings down
You might just find yourself vanquished, shoulders pinned to the ground
Injured arm
Do you harm