I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better I can knit a scarf but you can't knit a sweater When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster I tried to keep up but it was a disaster One more move and I'm gonna be the master So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more And when it's not fresh from the local store There's a little town in Labrador Where she sells seashells by the shoe store I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker And on the guitar he could be a little slicker Jimmy always said I was a good flat picker