I am the patriotic son-in-law who raped the daughter of the truth And walked freely through this city with shotgun in hand And it's a shotgun morning Lovely day for riding shotgun On a shotgun morning Presidents and protest singers must beware I am bloody tongue of evil who could never have a conscience And the reason I existed is stupidity and hate And it's a Hitler morning Lovely day to poison a young brain On a Hitler morning innocents and babyfaces must beware This is not a pretty story Pretty stories come and go This is not a pretty story I am a man who follows blindly to the ignorant arena Where hypocrisy plays favorites and humanity is gone And it's a Ku Klux morning Lovely day for being disgusting On a Ku Klux morning white and yellow, black and green must all beware I am the monolithic drug king who controls a little country Where the people live in poverty and I can have no shame And it's a normal morning Lovely day for making the big bucks On a shotgun morning Lovely day for riding shotgun On a shotgun morning innocents and babyfaces must beware On a shotgun morning On a shotgun morning On a shotgun morning This is not a pretty story Pretty stories come and go This is not a pretty story