Sister's got a boyfriend But papa's got a shotgun If they ever get together The boyfriend is gonna run Sister's down by the fire Mama's waiting at the back door Sister's out all night But she won't do that no more Everybody's going crazy Sister's got a boyfriend The dog got pneumonia But the line stays too busy It's like California Brother's getting nervous Papa's getting restless I could talk about it all day 'Cause it's alot amiss Everybody's going crazy Sister's got a boyfriend Du, du, du, du, du, di Woah, woah, woah, now Du, du, du, du, du, di Woah, woah, woah, now Sister's getting married Gonna move to California Papa's so embarrassed The dog gave him pneumonia Sister's down by the fire Mama's waiting at the back door Sister's out all night But she won't do that no more Everybody's going crazy Sister's got a boyfriend You should've been his boyfriend Ah, papa Why you should be with his boyfriend