There is a dogshit in my garden And when I cut my grass The dogshit is no longer in my garden It is a-sittin on my footsole And smell like a doggies ass And that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden. You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt, But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit. Was it a fireman? - (oh no) Was it a brandman? - (oh no) Was it an ottoman? - (oh no) Was it a walkman? - (oh no) Was it a superwoman? - (oh no) Superwoman don't know how to shit Was it a milkyman? - (oh no) Was it a Kellerman? - (maybe) Was it a disserman? - (no no no no no) Was it rabatman? - (oh no) Was it a Doberman? - (oh, yeah). You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt, But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit. You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt, But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit.