One Two, One Two Doctor's in the house Are you ready to do the Macadoola-hula-dance? Are you ready? Here we go! Grab your partner by the toe Shake your legs like an eskimo Then you'll start to jump to the beat Boogie-woogie down with your funky feet Stick your fingers up your partner's nose Twist and shout like an angry crow Then you'll move with a swinga-linga-ling Doing the Highland fling Ooooh, Come and do the Macadoola-hula-dance Come and do the Macahula Come and do the Macadoola-hula-dance Do it the Scottish style Come and do the Macadoola-hula-dance Come and do the Macahula The Macadoola-hula-wula-bula-coola-dance Do it the Scottish style Take your shoes and wave them in the air Throw your socks like you just don't care Now you're groovin' can you feel the heat Boogie-woogie down with your funky feet Jump around in froggy-style Clap your hands like a crocodile Shake your booty with a swinga-linga-ling Doing the Highland fling Come and do Come and do Come and do the Macadoola-hula-dance Come and do Come and do Come and do the Macadoola-hula-dance Come and do Come and do Come and do the Macadoola-hula-dance The Macadoola-hula-wula-bula-coola-hula-wula-bula-coola-dance Do it the Scottish style