Kiss it goodbye, goodbye
Kiss it goodbye, goodbye
♪
Hollywood is plastic
But easy on the eyes
Big Apple is fantastic
But cuts you down to size
♪
They'll treat you like a doormat
Expecting you to fail
She's right across your forehead
Integrity for sale
♪
You'll be on TV
When it starts to snow in hell

You won't believe me
So go and see it for yourself
That brunettes move to New York
Blondes love California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit
When it's up above your eyes
(Kiss it goodbye)
Stealing comes with practice
Lying comes with ease
But neither one is faster
Than falling to your knees
♪
Money leads to fame
And fame is the disease
The latest epidemic
Reality TV
♪
You'll be on TV
When it starts to snow in hell

You won't believe me
So go and see it for yourself
That brunettes move to New York
Blondes love California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit
When it's up above your eyes
They won't let you get out alive
Grab your ass and kiss it goodbye
They
They won't let you get out alive
Grab your ass and kiss it goodbye (goodbye goodbye goodbye)
And kiss it goodbye

So let's move to New York
Or out to California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit
When it's up above your eyes
They
They won't let you get out alive
Grab your ass and kiss it goodbye
They
They won't let you get out alive
Grab your ass and kiss it goodbye