It's just another normal day
The madman's on the town
And it looks like rain
There's a movie going down
And all but one of us is going insane
Ah well, when Custer took his fall
He said to his wife
Baby, that's life
And you can't win 'em all
Here comes the cop with his badge
From standing in the rain
It's getting rusted
You shake his hand, give him a smile
And he does his best to get you busted
Ah well, when Custer took his fall
He said to his wife
Baby, that's life
And you can't win 'em all
There goes the middle man
Hey, hey take a look at his feet
One shoe on, one shoe off
He lost it crossing the street
Ah well, when Custer took his fall
He said to his wife
Baby, that's life
And you can't win 'em all
It's just another normal day
No one loses and no one wins
The weatherman talks of rain
But only dirt is falling again
Ah well, when Custer took his fall
The sky was blue
It was a beautiful day
The sun was shining
He was running away
With a mouthful of arrows
He was trying to say
That you can't win 'em all
Ah well – what the hell
When the devil took his fall
With a mouthful of smoke
He said it's only a joke
And you can't win 'em all
Ah well, what the hell