- Excuse me, can I tell you a story? - Yeah, lay it on us, man - Ok, It goes like this I got myself a brand new toob amplifier It's large and lovely to behold La, La, La, La, La I got myself a new toob amplifier Now I'm gonna blow a big one I got myself a little toob amplifier It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream I got myself a toob amplifier Now I'm gonna blow a big one I got myself a brand new big Bertha driver Gonna take it to the range (take it to the range) I got myself a new big Bertha driver Now I'm gonna hit a big one... I got myself a brand new cymbal supplier They're really good they're Sabian They're great they're Sabian I got myself a new cymbal supplier Now I'm gonna crash Now I'm gonna hit Now I'm gonna blow a big one