There used to be a beer joint, where the workin men would drink And yell and horse around most every night There was alway lots of beer and pickled pork and country gals And always lots of arguments and fights The owner was a burly man, and he chased most fights outside To the little parking lot behind the bar One night i was driving by and i saw a crowd back there So i drove around and got out of my car They were woopin and they were hollerin they were packed in so tight They wouldn't break that circle for no one So i climbed up on top of my car to give myself the view So i could see the center of their fun Well the 2 guys who was fighting were so different in size That i found myself laughing with the crowd One was just as big and mean as any man i've ever seen The other was was the kind that's small and proud The little man hauled off and hit that big man with all he had Hit him harder than any body thought he might And big guy lost his balance, fell back and bumped his head And He got up slow and oh the crowd got quiet He just lumbered over and hit that little man up side his head So hard i swear i heard a crack But the little fella didn't fall, he just weaved and groaned a bit And just stood there a human punchin sack That little fella's arms hung helpless at his sides As the big man pounded off on his head And his legs began to buckle as he sunk down to his knees And the whole crowd knowed that soon he would be dead As that big guy just pounded away i saw the strangest thing The hand of that little man began to move And it slipped into his pocket where it found an equalizer That before this night was just a whittling tool With a soulful rolling motion that little fella made a sweep And caught the big guy clean across the gut And the big man started screaming grabbed himself and tried to run But fell and died before his eyes would shut Well the little man was unconscious and near death for many days And when he came to he would not believe While on his knees unconscious his hands had killed a man And to this day he thinks he's been deceived